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Locals, can make up these words and bring them to life. The combo is the easiest, merely combining 2 words into 1 to describe someone/something such as: Hunty, Fugly, Askhole, Bedgasm,Cellfish, AfterClap. Everyone has their favorite nouns and adjectives so just join some of them together! Warning: Most combo words are fightin’ words, so please check meaning before yelling out while outnumbered. Definitions of Bold, Italic words with * are real internet buzzwords: Bye, Felisha or Felish - When you want someone to stop talking and walk away (from the movie “Friday”) Savage - Someone who doesn’t care, badass, crazy LOL - Laugh Out Loud OMG - Oh My Gawd OMW - On My Way SMH - Shake my head Slay - Killed it, dominated, successful Extra - Over the top, unnecessary AF - As F*c$, i.e., it’s hot AF Feels - Short for feelings or emotions Ship - Short for relationship Totes - Short for Totally GOAT - Greatest. Of. All. Time. Hundo P - Short for 100% Bae - Short for baby, babe (also means poop in Swedish) F.B.I. - Female Body Inspector Hunty - A combo of hunny and See-you-next-Tuesday (made popular by Rupaul’s Drag Race) Askhole - A combo of well…you get it (it means a person who asks too many dumbass questions) Cellfish - Someone who is being selfishly too loud while on their cellphone in public places Bedgasm - An orgasm that occurs when you lay in bed after a long day serving BeachBags* at Spanky’s AfterClap - The last one clapping in an audience applause Bye, Felicia SpankysBeachside.com | 912-786-5520 TYBEE BEACHCOMBER | JUNE 2017 27 By Jenny Ellis Don’t fight this. All you constantly hear about are hashtags, tweets, and snapchat stories gone viral, and it seems the farther you are from Tybee, the more savage* the vocabulary is. Just when you’ve become comfortable with actually using LOL, OMG, or OMW without SMH in disgust, an infinite layer of internet viral buzzwords and acronyms that don’t make any kind of sense lurk behind you. And while the millennials will slay* their way around Tybee this summer, it’s important to know that some of their lingo is extra* and hard to understand. The truth about understanding these buzzwords is actually quite simple. I’ve broken them down into 3 categories to help any Tybee local understand the foreign language of Summer 2017: 1. The Acronym: An abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other words and pronounced as a word. Mostly becoming popular again to be convenient AF* in texting, but also due to the character limit used while tweeting. Chances are what you text may be read by Mom and Dad, so they will have no idea what’s being said. Think of this almost as Morse Code for the millennials. Important ones to know include: Feels, Ship, Totes, GOAT, Hundo P, BAE, F.B.I. 2. The Recycled Word: A word that already exists in the English language and already has an understood meaning but has been recycled by the internet to mean something very different. So if you are minding your business at (ENTER BAR NAME HERE), you might hear some words like: Snatached, Sauce, Savage, and Tribe. Please don’t think a large group of violent, marinara-covered natives are headed your way to kidnap you. Those words have completely new meanings, see below for updated definitions. 3. The Combo! And my personal favorite. Mainly because anyone, even you Tybee Our Menu is Prepared Fresh Daily Appetizers Salads Quesadillas Seafood Baskets Sandwiches Burgers Pasta Steak Seafood Chicken We Take Pride in Using Only the Freshest Ingredients Open 7 Days a Week | On the Strand Across from the Pier Take Out Available | Full Menu Online


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