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Espresso, frappes & smoothies 1213 80 east Next door to huc a poos in tybee oaks center Check out a potential new house or let us sell yours. Stop by one of our three offices for a free local Property List. Email: sales@spc21.com Web: www.spc21.com 802 1st St, Tybee Island – 912-786-5466 205 Johnny Mercer Blvd, Savannah – 912-897-4448 32 Bull St, Savannah – 912-349-1380 TYBEE BEACHCOMBER | OCT 2017 23 By Ms. Placed (From the Other Side) So you’ve read the monthly Bar Chronicles, right? You’re in tune with some of the unadulterated nonsense that takes place in our local establishments. Well, I’m here to tell you, it’s nothing…chump change, diddly squat, cake walk. The real show starts when these morons leave the bars. And believe me, it’s not easy living amongst said people - these people are our neighbors, our friends, our fellow churchgoers (well, in some cases). And I’ll be the first to tell you, there is never a dull moment! Remember the full moon back in January? No? I remember it because that was the night I lost my teeth. You read that right... my teeth. Never did fit right, always wanting to pop out at the worse possible moment. After a night of howling at the moon, I woke up the following day and my teeth were nowhere to be found. They were not on the dresser, not on the kitchen counter, I tore my place apart and they were not to be found! I knew the dogs didn’t get them, they’ve had multiple chances before and they prefer meat. Oh flotch me, where did I leave them this time? Wasn’t it only a week ago that I left them at Fannie’s? (Thank you Mary). Time to call the bars, how utterly embarrassing. Better call Breezy first... I did, they couldn’t find my teeth, but they certainly remembered me. I was the one who didn’t know if I lived on 6th St. or 6th Ave. Just a minor setback, but Breezy figured it out. And no, they did not find my teeth in their back seat. Thankfully my friend Sue called me that afternoon... she found my teeth in her purse. Yippedoodledee! But to this day, neither one of us have remembered how they came to settle there. What is the moral to this story? Don’t go out drinking with your teeth? Nah... How about a GPS installation? Maybe I could discover a new app called “Find My Teeth.” Would that be normal? Who is normal anymore? Are there any normal people on Tybee? Is it normal to scream at the golf carts traveling Jones Ave. at 9 mph, with not a clue or a care that there are 17 cars behind them? Is it normal to ride a bike on the bike path, but out in the middle of 2nd Ave, then give me the finger when I beep my horn for them to move over??? Did a toaster for your bathtub come with that bike or golf cart? No?? Allow me to give you one! Normalcy might be a tad over rated. I can’t be the only person that loses my teeth, surely. But at least I don’t iron my tee shirts, and I don’t make my dogs wear shoes every time we leave the house. What dog would put up with that? I know one! But that is another story for another day. Have to cut this short…misplaced my teeth again. MMM...So Good! hours tues-fri: 7:30-5 sat: 8-5 sun: 8-3 mon: closed 912-224-5227


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