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JOHN YARBROUGH - Owner of Spanky’s Threats had been made about Spanky’s chicken batter recipe. John was seen at Chu’s buying a bottle of Arsenic. He was also spotted driving by Eric’s house with a beady look in his eyes. STEVE KELLAM - Owner of Tybee Time and Doc’s Word was out that Eric was going to open a Daiquiri Bar at Poo’s. Steve was seen googling “How to Make a Molotov Cocktail” and then shortly thereafter, he was spotted whispering instructions into Ellie Mae the Squirrel’s ear, his mini-me, about how to set a daiquiri on fire. TOMMY BARLOW - Co-Owner of The Quarter Bar Tommy has always been a huge fan of bras. According to Bryson, Tommy and Eric exchanged fisticuffs over a pink furred bra by Victoria’s Secret that was found in the middle of Butler. Owner of bra unknown. Winner of fight unknown. A.J. BAKER and Mark Sturmfelz - Owners of Sundae Café and 80 East Gastro Pub Eric had been overheard by several patrons that he was going to open his own specialty dessert line. A.J. was last seen bragging about the cheesecake he was delivering to Eric. Highly SUSPECT! CAITLIN BURNS - Owner of Bubba Gumbo’s Caitlyn has always been jealous of Eric’s ranch sauce. She was last seen throwing pineapples at the Poo’s sign on Butler. There are several eyewitnesses. ALAN & JACKIE BURNS - Owners of A-J’s Dockside Alan and Jackie have always thought that Eric was eyeballing their kayaking business. Jealousy there! Both Alan and Jackie were seen renting a kayak to Eric last week. Unbeknownst to Eric, it had several holes in it. CHAD FAIR - Owner of Bernie’s Chad has always worried that Eric was going to take over his oyster empire. Chad was very recently seen polishing his oysters and discussing months ending in “R.” JODEE SADOWSKY - Owner of The Breakfast Club Jodee has always talked trash about Poo’s and how they are ruining his breakfast business. He was seen sharpening his spatula at breakfast one morning. The PLOT THICKENS!! Before Chief Bryson knew I was not going to be a Scout, he further divulged that there were several items found at the crime scene that led to the above listed suspects. He wouldn’t go into precise detail, but I do believe that whatever is on that list involves the SUSPECTS listed above!! TYBEE BEACHCOMBER | OCT 2016 15 Our Chief needs your help!! Who did it? Where did they do it? How did they do it? ��������������������������������������������������������


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