THE TALE OF THREE RELIGIONS
Mrs. Ostrich thought she
belonged to the biggest
religion in the world. “We
have the most people so
we’re the best,” she said.
“I think all those other,
littler religions are wrong.”
Mr. Peacock
thought he
belonged to the
oldest religion
in the world.
“We’ve been
around longer
than any other
religion, so we know more.
I think all those other, younger religions
are wrong.”
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