BAD ADVICE
FROM A
FLOR-IDIOT
This Month it’s Nursery
Rhyme Time!
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
were questioned and fingerprinted as the assailant
was seen leaving on horseback, according to eye
witnesses. Channel 3 reached out to the King to
discuss the matter but he declined comment. More
on the breaking story at 9pm.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a
pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill
sued the property owner for emotional damages after
seeing her friend fall and break his crown. Jack is
listed in stable condition.
• Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and
sunk its venomous fangs into her pale flesh. Miss
Muffet died on the scene. Police are not releasing her
name until her family has been notified.
• There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn’t know what to do.
Department of Children and Family Services
intervened, as a shoe is not considered a viable
housing option for a woman with so many children.
The children were removed from the home and the
old lady is behind bars tonight.
• Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
Do you know where your cats and cows are? The
shocking answer tonight at 11.
4 TYBEE BEACHCOMBER | MARCH 2020
By Jimmy Prosser
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