BAD ADVICE
FROM A
FLOR-IDIOT
How to get shot by your
editor in 500 words or less.
The elder I get the more aye forget things eye never thought I wood.
Four example, basic spelling, punctuation, and grammer.
Yore probably wondering what I’m going on about. Maybe its the
internet, alcohol, stress, oar a combination of all three. Ore possibly
it’s an closed head injury but two often I find myself wandering what’s
going on!? And I have to calm myself down slowly taking deep breaths
(there their they’re it’s going to be all write). Is this a side affect or
side effect of choices I’ve maid? Too bee honest it mite be.
Some of ewe are probably getting read in the face reeding me due
to this pour article. I’m shore you’re wandering what did I ever dew
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By Jimmy Prosser
to you. Know won nose. Am I causing you pane? What kind of lessen
am I trying to teach you? The wright answer is out their. You did the
crime, now ewe do the thyme. Poor yourself a drink, it Will get worst.
I took a plane story and turned it in too a monster. Something are
little aisle has never seen be for. I hope this tail helped you two relax,
they’re’s a hole world out their, and I wanted to show you it. Isn’t it
suite?
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