Oftentimes, the common folk (yes, you) will reach out to me: “Jimmy, you
magnificent beast, does the Beachcomber need writers? I like to write,”
you’ll say to me. But do you think you have what it takes to be a writer?
Not just anyone can write, I’m a community college drop-out, a public,
community college drop out. Do you have the balls to write for us? We
have deadlines, and a Christmas party, this isn’t for the faint of heart.
But, if you’re still with me, following me, here are some articles the Tybee
Beachcomber is looking to have written, pick one, submit it, and maybe,
just maybe, if you’re lucky enough, you’ll be allowed to call yourself my
co-worker.
4 TYBEE BEACHCOMBER | JAN 2019
By Jimmy Prosser
• Bathroom Bloopers - Pier Edition, North Beach Edition
• Sand - An Explanation Grain by Grain
• Dunes - No Need – We Will Just Rebuild Every Year
• Drunk of The Month
• Who’s Shoe Is That - Things You Find On Butler
• People Who Are Too Sexy for Tybee - The Eric And Heather Thomas Story
• Thanks! Whoever’s Bike I Stole Last Night
• Where in Ohio Are You From?
• Cig Butts - Classy Not Trashy (Pro & Con List)
• Parking Services - Y’all Realize They Only Work Til 6, Right?
• Jellyfish Stings and Other Golden Shower Opportunities
• Glass - You Don’t Get That Sound from Breaking Plastic
• Straws - Do We Really Need Sea Turtles?
• More Family Friendly Activities - Or Lower the Drinking Age
• Lazaretto Creek Bridge - A Necessity?
Hopefully you feel inspired to write for us and select your article’s topic
from the list above. I have faith in all of you. The winning submission
will receive that opened, half a PBR from the back of my fridge, probably
from Poo’s, or maybe Bubba Gumbo’s. Send your submissions to info@
tybeebeachcomber.com. Subject line: What the hell Jimmy?
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