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Here are some miscellaneous ideas and methods for surviving
quarantine:
1. Are you needing to call the government about your stimulus check
but dreading the long hold times? Turn your dread into a drinking
game! Every time the hold song begins again, take a sip.
2. Drive-by shots with your neighbors.
3. Need a reason to drink while binging Tiger King? Try a T.V. drinking
game. Tape a medical mask to the center of the TV. Every time someone
on the screen lines up with the mask to look like they are wearing it,
take a sip.
4. Worried about gaining the quarantine 15? Ensure that you’re getting
the exercise you need while gyms are closed by ditching your remote.
That way, you’re activating the glutes and getting some cardio in every
time you have to get up to change the channel.
5. Not all sports are canceled! See how long you can go laying out on
the beach before a state trooper catches you! Bonus, when you do see
the golf cart on the horizon, you get some great cardio while you’re
running like hell off the beach.
6. Beerlympics: tape an open beer to the inside of the garage door. As
the garage door moves up and the beer pours out above you onto the
garage floor, you have to follow the beer stream and try to get as much
of it in your mouth as possible.
7. What you think you’re going to do during
quarantine: Catch up on emails, clean the
house, do a workout video, complete that
home project that you’ve been putting off.
What you actually do during quarantine:
Eat another bowl of ramen noodles and
take your third nap of the day.
8. Perform surgery on fruit.
9. Do you wish that you could go back to the simpler
times of no medical masks and toilet paper crazes?
Transform yourself into George Washington.
10. Do your kids miss playing road trip games while
quarantining? Just tell them to sit on the porch and
count how many New York state license plates they
see driving on Butler! Hopefully, the winner doesn’t
get Corona.
11. Missing your favorite Friday activity of getting
dinner and seeing a show? Put glow sticks on your kids
and let them loose. They let out energy and you get free
entertainment.
12. Turn yourself into your favorite artwork!
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