Ms...Alain...eous
From the
EDITOR
Lots of stuff on my mind, so let me get to it: First and foremost to every
single one of those 49 souls that showed up on the beach at 2pm on January
7th and froze your ass off - I owe you one. If you need a body carried, buried
or burned call me. For those that had no clue what in hell was happening, but
showed up anyway because it sounded like a super fun good time - same goes
for you. If no bodies, how about a shot of Fireball? I love each and every single
one of you!!! You definitely took one for the team!! Bless your heart!
Next up is Gandalf the Grey and that damn hideous beard! He finally shaved
on Christmas Day at 1:45pm. Lawdy, was truly a Christmas miracle!!! It was a
close call between Heike & Bruce Simpson, but Nell Klein won by a whopping
30 minutes (I swear this wasn’t rigged)! Off to A-J’s for you, Nell!
Now on to that damn dog contest! I swear I am going to choke Jimmy Prosser
if he ever comes up with another idea like this! So many people were unhappy
with me for not putting their doggo in the competition. People: There is only so
much room in these pages. We are not Horse & Hound (although I totally like
that idea). Jimmy will do this contest again and if you have a grievance about it,
Jimmy’s number is 912-755-0302 (and yes readers, he is single).
It’s almost time to jump back into season and what better way than Mardi
Gras!!! This year’s event is February 10th, so unpack your beads, dust them off
and get ready to shake your butt Mardi Gras style!! See you on the streets!
So back to the BC … Happy Anniversary!!! THREE YEARS!!! Hot damn! Or
cold damn if you were on the beach with me. Speaking for myself, Tybee has
shown me, grown me and probably thought about disowning me! I love every
single person on this island from their flip flops to their sun visors. Speaking
on behalf of the Tybee Beachcomber, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!
Without y’all, there is no us. Our advertisers are our life blood. Our subscribers
are those folks that live as far away as Alaska that want to read us. The locals
are the crazies that stop me on the street to complain about their dog not being
included in Jimmy’s damn article! The writers listen to me come completely
uncorked when their stories aren’t in on time (yes, Mr. Mayor, that
includes you), Margie is our glue ue and Rick is Rick.
LOVE Y’ALL!!
Hopefully, February
represents our last part
of freezing our pink parts
off, therefore to remind one
and all that there are sunny
skies ahead, the winner of
the Traveling BC is Torry
Strickland Hayes with a
random native in Guam. Check
k
out that picture perfect postcard!ard!
Soon, my pretties. Soon. Torry,,
I’m sure your sister, Tammy, will
thoroughly enjoy going to A-J’s s on
on
your behalf!
Alright y’all! Let’s get to it...
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