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By Dank Aaron
You know that feeling you had when you heard AC/DC’s album Back to
Black for the first time? Really loud!! Well, that’s how I feel about the
upcoming Atlanta Falcons season! HELLS BELLS!!! Oh Yeah!! With pretty
much everyone coming back and a few with larger wallets (WHAT DO YOU
DO FOR MONEY HONEY), the Birds are looking really good this year! HAVE
A DRINK ON ME (I mean have a drink on someone else)!
Matt Ryan has a new weapon in the first-round draft pick wide receiver,
Calvin Ridley. Now we have Julio Jones, Mohamed Sanu, Devonta
Freeman and Tevin Coleman, along with a rock-solid offensive line. How
can they be stopped? Gonna be fun to watch!
On the defensive side (GIVIN’ THE DOG A BONE), it looks like Vic Beasley
will be moving from linebacker back to defensive end where he led the
league in sacks with 15 ½ in 2016. Linebackers? Deon Jones!! The
secondary, with Trufant and Alford playing together for the sixth straight
year, should be very solid. Safety Keanu Neal is a BEAST!
So, here it is folks – Dank Aaron’s predictions to end all predictions:
Super Bowl LIII will be held February 3, 2019 in Atlanta at the Mercedes-
Benz Stadium. No team has ever played a Super Bowl in their home
stadium. That will change, my friends. The Falcons will go 14 – 2 in
the regular season and will meet the hated New England Pats for the
NFL Championship. That’s right. REVENGE!! We will beat Tom Brady like
the little (insert word that can’t be printed here) that he is. Final Score:
Falcons 36 – Pats 28. MVP - Vic Beasley with six sacks. Yeah, I’m high.
So what!
On an even higher note, medical marijuana should be legal for NFL
players. They have been screwed by all of these pain pills and such for
years. So many less side effects with Cannabis. I know when old Dank
tears an ACL or breaks a collarbone, he will be reaching for the Tommy
Chong bong, surpassing all of the opioid side effects and enjoying the
healing powers of Mother Nature!
Go Falcons!! And Go Braves!!! ROCK AND ROLL AIN’T NOISE POLLUTION!!
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