Behind the Tape…
By Sgt. Richard Dascall
SIGNAGE & WRAPS • DESIGN & INSTALLATION
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TYBEE BEACHCOMBER | JAN 2020 29
the handle of the axe.
“Hold on!” Eric says, as he runs toward the pair with the metal softball
bat above his head. He arrives and swings the bat down with all his
might. The creature’s head caves in under the bat and Brian is splattered
with blood, eyeballs, and brain matter.
The crew in the tank has been watching the scene in the parking lot
unfold.
“Holy hell dude!” Rudy says. “All hell is breaking loose on the deck.
They’re being overrun.”
“Look!” Joey exclaims. “They’re going down the steps to the minivans.”
Tony looks over the scene. “Well, let’s make them a path out of there,
guys! Driver! Move out. Head straight for the center of that horde.”
With that Joey puts the M1A1 tank in drive and releases the brake.
To be continued…
Hello and Happy New Year everyone! I’m hoping all of you enjoyed the
holidays and are getting ready for warm weather again. We’ve been busy
over here with our Junior Officers Academy officers-in-training, and a million
other things.
I’ve been thinking, trying to decide which story you guys need to hear this
month. I went ahead and settled on one that started out how most of these
do, with someone who drank too much on the beach.
I was working beach patrol with a few other officers about two years ago
when I was stopped by some people who were concerned with how much
this guy had been drinking and the way he was talking to the girl and
children he was with. We were able to spot the guy right away by his stupid
prison tattoos and how he could barely stand up.
As we were looking at this guy, he decided he was going to go to a beach
bag and start throwing his trash down the beach. At this point we decided
this guy needed a talking to. We went up to him and asked him why he was
throwing his trash down the beach. He told us he hadn’t done that and we
did not actually see him do it. I told him we needed to see his ID.
Surprisingly enough, he didn’t want to show it to us and decided he would
try to walk away.
Those of you who read these stories regularly, know this course of action
never ends well for people, and it didn’t end well for him. He ended up
getting arrested after he tried to fight with us a bit. Turns out he didn’t want
to give us his ID because he was wanted for selling meth. Luckily, the girl he
was with was more than willing to give us his information after he had been
drunk and yelling at her and the kids all day.
All in all, the moral of this story is don’t litter. But if you’re like this guy
and made several poor life choices leading to that point, you probably don’t
care about littering anyway.
Well, hope you all have a great month. See you in a few weeks.
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