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Somehow we still find a way to
was being canceled because of a plague.
Since then I have had some other
insights, such as the following:
HUMOR
NO LAUGHING
MATTER,
OR IS IT?
By Aaron R. Fodiman
find humor in even the worst of
disasters. I found it ironic Passover
During the quarantine, some people
are taking a deduction for new
pajamas as necessary work clothes.
If it takes a village to raise a child,
how much wine will it take to
homeschool them?
We have gotten our wish for a
weekend that lasts forever.
The spread of COVID-19 is dependent
on two factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is
I knew I was in trouble when they told
me my chance of surviving the virus
was directly linked to the common
sense of others.
The only thing that seems to travel
faster and is more contagious than
COVID-19 is stupidity.
Once the virus is gone, I will still have
some people from whom
I will stay away.
My pajamas and sweats still fit fine,
but my pants are shrinking.
Does quarantine mean that I can only
tell inside jokes?
Coronavirus has created a pun-demic
of jokes.
The virus is bound to cause a minor
baby boom, creating a group called
the quarantines.
Since the World Health Organization
declared that dogs do not carry
COVID-19, all dogs previously in
quarantine were released.
WHO let the dogs out.
There is a new coronavirus joke,
but you have to wait two weeks
to see if you got it.
There was a time when you would
cough to cover up flatulence.
Now you fart to cover up a cough.
Fencing is the perfect COVID-19 sport.
Everyone wears a mask and gloves,
and if people get closer than 6 feet,
you can stab them. 9
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