From
Ms...Alain...eous
Well holy 2021 boys and girls. Here we are. Happy New Year!!!! As I write this, this
very second I am trying to recover from the worst hangover in recorded history.
The Tybee Beachcomber Christmas Party was last night and I’m not sure who to
blame first: myself, my people, Patty at the Wind Rose, Jimmy Prosser, George
Hassell, my liver failing. So many options to lay blame upon. Ah, 2021. Let’s get
it on!!!
Let’s start with the Pickle situation. It was placed in the box at Chu’s on Jones. I
know this because I did it. No one has contacted me, which leads me to believe
that no one reads Ms…Alain…Eous. Well, to whoever has it, you are missing out
on a $250 photography session with world renowned photographer, Wen McNally.
I cannot believe whoever has it does not smell the pickle coming out of that
magazine!!! I literally placed four Scratch ‘n Sniff pickles on my face. I had pickle
fingers for at least a minute! Moving on …
Make sure you check out Ron’s Taxi Tales this month. As I was reading it and
falling out of my chair laughing, Ron stated that Facebook classified Breezy as
“Arts and Entertainment.” Love this and it’s true. Kind of. When the Beachcomber
signed up with Facebook, we checked in as a Media/News Company. Well, after a
couple of months, Facebook recommended that we change our category to “Bar.”
Apparently, we spent so much time in the bars that Facebook just assumed. LOL!!!
That’s true. Kind of!!
Alright. It’s Sunday and I am Lionel Richie on Sunday. Easy. Let’s wrap it up with my
favorite bit - Travelling BC!!! I am not even going to lie to you. I love this picture so
much, I moved him to the front. I do apologize to everyone that I skipped over and I
will get you, but when you see this picture, you must understand! Terrell Gooding
took us to Giza, home of the Great Pyramids and he is on a camel with us. I love
this so much I wanted to put it on the cover…what?? Let me talk to Rick, my
partner in debauchery and get back to you. Seriously! I know he’s gonna say no
…. but one can hope. In the meantime, I’ve changed my cocktail to an Espresso
Martini. Make me one and turn the page...
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