ROMEO: How old are you?
Mama Cat: You don’t ask a lady her age :)
ROMEO: What’s your owner’s name?
Mama Cat: Owner? I own them :)
ROMEO: What advice do you give for other
office pets?
Mama Cat: Keep everyone fooled, pretend
you don’t like attention but soak it up!
Laurel: Share the food bowl, greet
everyone with a cute tail shake, and lay on
their desk as much as possible you get more
pets that way, also take your medicine, you can boss your
servants longer.
ROMEO: How would you describe your perfect day?
Mama Cat: Breakfast, quick morning escape to the outdoors,
come in late morning for a snack, dart back outside to nap in
the sun in the flower pots, greet all of your clients, come back
inside for mid-day snack and attention, run back outside for
afternoon sun nap, stay in hiding when you hear your name
called, and challenge your previous day record of how many
times you can go in and out of your revolving door.
ROMEO: Who is your favorite co-worker? Why?
Mama Cat: Dr. David, he doesn’t hunt me down to give me
my medications, he lets me lay on his desk to soak up the
sun and gives me extra
attention.
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