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COVID HUMOR
By Aaron R. Fodiman
Even during a pandemic, I feel there is room for humor. Here are some of my thoughts:
• During quarantine, I became quite a gardener. I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably.
• Having trouble finding someone to do your hair and nails? Keep going out and the stylists at the funeral home will do
them for you.
• The pandemic has served very well to prove that we are not as smart as we should be.
• It seems that the only thing spreading faster than the virus is stupidity.
• The hippies should be happy during the quarantine. You can legally buy marijuana, but you can’t get a haircut.
• What if the virus goes away but Godzilla returns?
• When I changed my clock forward in the spring, I had no idea I was going from standard time to the twilight zone.
• I don’t mind one-way aisles in stores, but I would like a passing lane.
• I’m very fortunate to have someone call and check on me everyday. He is from India and is concerned about my
car warranty.
• I could not believe it when a mosquito wiped my arm with a disinfectant before it bit me.
• At one time, I thought this would end in a few weeks and everything would return to normal, but now I don’t think. 9
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